T-Shirt — "Not Here to F*ck Spiders"

T-Shirt — "Not Here to F*ck Spiders"

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$32.99 USD
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T-Shirt — "Not Here to F*ck Spiders"

T-Shirt — "Not Here to F*ck Spiders"

$32.99 USD
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This cotton tee carries a cheeky, unapologetic attitude made to be worn on long summer days, backyard barbies, and dusty road trips. The front holds a small, subtle script while the back bursts with a bold, sunburnt scene: a weathered outback hat, an Australian flag, and gritty earth tones framing the blunt declaration about spiders. It feels like a laugh with friends around a campfire — rowdy, warm, and a little defiant. The midweight cotton drapes relaxed and breathable, so it moves with you whether you’re rolling up sleeves to work on the ute, swapping stories under string lights, or ducking into a local pub after a day out. The soft ribbed collar and tear-away tag keep it comfortable for all-day wear. This is for someone who speaks plainly, loves the open air, and wants a shirt that matches the dry, dark humor of mateship and outdoor life.

Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g/m²
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for comfortable, everyday wear
- No side seams and shoulder tape for cleaner look and reduced stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Care & Maintenance

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